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Obeisance to Edward...IIIChapter Three: The man with the Bad Face had made it back home after his excursion into the streets, just preceding the lighting of the gas lamps as the fog began to roll in. His home was to be found on Lower Fairfax Street, the second house on the left. He rented the second floor of the cozy three-story brick house from an old-widow, Mrs.Whitby. As he entered the warm interior, he felt a need to greet old Mrs.Whitby. This was not at all surprising; she was essentially the only human contact he had. In that light, we may go so far as to say that the man with the Bad Face had Obeisance to Edward...III
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An Introduction To...And upon the realization that twas an uncannily brutal being, I seized the terribly Phantasmagoric maw of the Beast and cursed it through my gritted teeth. Its rank fetid breath fell with moisture onto my face as I grappled with it on the moor...twisting the lower part of its jaw one way, and the other in the opposite direction; I heard a slow splintery noise. I looked up and was happy to see white bone protruding from the hellish thing's dirty rotting fur, but having its black tar-like blood flow forth onto my person was utterly revolting. I let out a yelp in unison with it as it began to bound at a breakneck speed across the grassy dark moo An Introduction To...
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Loathing

Thu Feb 14, 2008, 12:01 PM

Mood: Contempt
Listening to: Insomnium
Reading: Chaucer and Hamlet

I hate Valentine's Day almost as much as I hate those fucking tabs covering the aperture over a gallon of milk. All it does is bring to light the fact that on this splendid day, one who is not embroiled in some presumably short-lived romance is alone. Now, I have now qualms about being alone; I am a good portion of the time. However, having this label be thrust upon me on this wretched holiday is nigh intolerable and has moved me to bitterness and wanton. It fucking blows.
On a lighter note, I challenged one of my acquaintances to a duel because he called me a hypocrite. The day of the duel is this upcoming Wednesday, and it should be a festival-like type of deal with the possibility of attending Flogging Molly in concert afterwards..Yeah! And if by chance Mr.Trotsky is reading this, perhaps you can bring your camera or a camcorder and capture on film Wrath being carried out.
Thus, to all of those who find themselves alone today, I hope that you can join me in a defiant shout to the world FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY.

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Current Residence: CT
Interests: Cartooning, reading, writing whenever
Favourite band or musician: Amon Amarth
Favourite genre of music: Melodic Death Metal, 70s-80s Punk..which is real punk not good charlotte or that shit.Classical,ska
Favourite artist: Salvadore Dali, painters who painted people in wigs :D
Favourite poet or writer: HP Lovecraft, Stephen King
Favourite cartoon character: Hmm...a combination of Dilbert and Monty
Personal Quote: Indeed.
Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper, not paying attention In English class.

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~MikeDanger May 12, 2007, 7:02:46 PM

How was bike jousting? I assume the hearts of fair maidens have been won, and peons accidentally slain in the sportsmanlike camaraderie.

"By Jove, Oy 'ad no oy-dea that Rodney was goin' ter run out in front of moy lance loyke that!"

~TinuvielDork May 10, 2007, 3:36:57 PM

"so who agrees that memoirs must die?"
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! MEE!

Or, we could just turn into Juan and insist the white man should still feel guilty for our ancestors deeds over 100 years ago.

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But we all have to be fools every so often, don't we?

Facts can let you down, but your mind will always look after you.
(both from the amazing Lucas by Kevin Brooks)

~MikeDanger Apr 11, 2007, 6:00:17 PM

I think we need to hit Newbury this weekend, before I kill certain people. From holding me back. That's right. Oh yeah. YOU CAN NOT TOUCH THIS. NO PUEDES TOCARME.